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To: ManyMoose who wrote (84)12/1/2010 11:24:57 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 100
 
lol
Here is a classic series ...

There were two young ladies of Birmingham
And this is the story concerning 'em.
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop while he was confirming 'em.

But the Bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a large public school.
He dropped down his britches
And diddled those bitches
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

But that didn't bother those two.
They said, as the Bishop withdrew:
"Oh the Vicar is quicker,
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you."



To: ManyMoose who wrote (84)12/1/2010 11:30:11 PM
From: Jacques Chitte2 Recommendations  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 100
 
I made this up, so it probably is ... meh ...

A man who hailed from California
had a love life that kept getting thornia.
I asked, and he said
"I just can't get laid!
Each day I get hornia and hornia."