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Introduction Compact

Hi,
Lets get started with an oldy but a goody:

A young plumber from Sue St. Marie
was plumbing his girl by the sea
said the girl stop your plumbing
there's somebody coming
said the plumber still plumbing, its me.

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100	(According to a Youtube comment, not verified) - Two Dutch gunboats participated	TimF	1	8/25/2022
99	There once was a Marxist called Lenin Who did two or three million men in. Tha	TimF	1	11/27/2017
98	A nun in Italy has just given birth. This limerick was in the Daily mail. Ther	Stephen O	-	1/23/2015
97	There once was a Conquistador named Bruno, Who said of sex I do know, A woman	Stephen O	-	12/4/2014
96	There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be	TimF	1	3/31/2012
95	There was a young man from Peru Whose limericks all stopped at line two There w	TimF	-	3/31/2012
94	one of the all time greats There was a young man from Uppingham Who stood on th	Stephen O	-	12/5/2010
93	There was a young girl of Llewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon. They	Jacques Chitte	-	12/3/2010
92	A sex-addled sicko from Hucking Purchased poultry expressly for ... something.	Jacques Chitte	-	12/3/2010
91	I tell of a young man from Limerick who looked for a dog with a slimmer dick Tha	Jacques Chitte	-	12/3/2010
90	There was a young lass of Aberystwyth Took grain to the mill to make grist with.	Jacques Chitte	-	12/3/2010
89	LOL!	ManyMoose	-	12/1/2010
88	I ain't a touchin' that one, no way.	ManyMoose	-	12/1/2010
87	A favorite ... There was a young man from Australia whose limericks ended in fa	Jacques Chitte	1	12/1/2010
86	I made this up, so it probably is ... meh ... A man who hailed from California	Jacques Chitte	2	12/1/2010
85	lol Here is a classic series ... There were two young ladies of Birmingham And	Jacques Chitte	-	12/1/2010
84	OK, you guys have shamed me into my own contribution, which I have to think up.	ManyMoose	1	12/1/2010
83	In the harem a lonely girl calls But the Sultan's prize eunuch just sprawls.	Jacques Chitte	-	12/1/2010
82	Baaaaderrrrr! Or worser or what ever. Hilarious!	ManyMoose	-	12/1/2010
81	In anything written by Dickens, It's certain the plot always thickens; With	Peter Dierks	-	12/1/2010
80	There once was a man from Bel Air, Who was doing his girl on the stair. When the	Peter Dierks	-	12/1/2010
79	Baaaaad! LOL!	ManyMoose	-	11/30/2010
78	There was a man from Ghent Who had a penis so long it bent It was so much troubl	Peter Dierks	1	11/30/2010
77	The expansion of credit was swell We all were doing quite well But then came the	TimF	-	9/29/2010
76	There was a young freshman named Lin Whose tool was as thin as a pin. A	TimF	-	6/2/2010

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