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To: Electric who wrote (28214)	11/11/1997 11:02:00 PM
From: David Weis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 58727

Eccentricities --- page either one of us..... you will NOT be able to miss me... daw edit--- hey, are you here or not????

To: Electric who wrote (28214)	11/12/1997 9:31:00 AM
From: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 58727

Electric TBR trading as low at 88 on instinet...what did I tell you about my dear "led head"!!!!!! I think Rhett needs full duplex capability if he wants to get a word in edgewise with us ;-) Zena can you post the BS figures for TBR sometime this morning after the open I am in a male bashing mode- ...so here are jokes for you: ps..someone tell Maria B..that 2/16...4/16 can be reduced to 1/8ths - see I can female bash as well god love'em..we cant live without'em, Lord help us! Only a man would buy a $500 car and then put a $4000 stereo in it. . Why don't men do laundry? Because washers and dryers don't run on remote control! Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract. Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are always taken and all that's left is handicapped. Why don't men have mid-life crises? They remain stuck in adolescence for life. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them alot of time. What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack of beer. What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50? Gifted. How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four ... one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened. How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 1 ... Men are good at screwing things up! No, actually 4 ... one to actually change it and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it. What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Government bonds mature. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this." Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends. What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed. How do men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river. What do you do with a man who thinks he's a great gift? Exchange him. Why are men like laxatives? They irritate the shit out of you. How do you get a man to do situps? Put the remote control between his toes. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room. Why did God create women second? You need to have a rough draft before making a final masterpiece. How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares? Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions. What is the thinnest book in the world? 'What Men Know About Women'.