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To: SJS who wrote (3872)	11/12/1997 1:53:00 PM
From: KVASIR	Respond to of 62558

The French Fighter Pilot. Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. "Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams, furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU DOING?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!"

To: SJS who wrote (3872)	11/13/1997 12:37:00 PM
From: S K	Respond to of 62558

When Development Engineers go for a mutual week-end they talk about football. When Middle management are together, they talk about tennis. Top management discuss golf. Conclusion: the higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are.

To: SJS who wrote (3872)	11/18/1997 9:05:00 PM
From: JOHN N.	Respond to of 62558

A guy gets arrested for poaching a Peregrine Falcon; an endangered species. When he comes up for arrainment before the judge he pleads that he was in the wilderness and starving and besides he didn't realize that the bird was an endangered species. The judge understandingly gives him a fine and a warning that if he does that again he will get a prison sentence. On his way out of the courtroom the judge quitely asks him, "What did that falcon taste like anyway? He says,"Well your honor, I'd say somewhere between a Bald Eagle and a Spotted Owl"