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To: Bob Bryenton who wrote (3875)	11/12/1997 6:09:00 PM
From: codydog	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

What do a blonde and your computer have in common? You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. -------------------------------------------------- What does a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box. -------------------------------------------------- Why do blondes like tilt steering? More head room. -------------------------------------------------- How do you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. -------------------------------------------------- Why do blondes have more fun? Because they don't know any better. -------------------------------------------------- What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair? Artificial Intelligence. -------------------------------------------------- How does a blonde high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead. -------------------------------------------------- How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A 69 interrupted by a period. -------------------------------------------------- What do yo call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. -------------------------------------------------- What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. -------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. --------------------------------------------------