To: Ian@SI who wrote (44228 ) 2/20/2011 11:49:10 AM From: Mad2 4 Recommendations Respond to of 62581 One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, 'OHIO STATE!' And they say blondes are dumb.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '. ------------ --------- ------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. . ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --- Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world……... ………….Then He made the earth round.