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To: geoffrey Wren who wrote (44288)	3/4/2011 8:50:27 PM
From: Mad2	28 Recommendations Respond to of 62569

This just in...... have you heard it?? Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in their upcoming issue... Michelle Obama was offered 50 bucks from National Geographic..... And in other news..... We all remember the KFC "Hillary Meal"--- two small breasts and two big thighs. Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners. It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket. It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.

To: geoffrey Wren who wrote (44288)	5/2/2011 2:19:55 PM
From: Stephen O	1 Recommendation Respond to of 62569

here is the 'complete' version of that joke. Distinction between Guts and Balls To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.