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To: Carolyn who wrote (44322)	3/5/2011 10:43:03 PM
From: Stan	5 Recommendations Respond to of 62586

A Mafia Boss found out that his bookkeeper had stolen 10 million dollars from him. The bookkeeper was deaf: that’s why he got the job in the first place, so he wouldn’t be able to hear anything he’d ever have to testify about in court. When the time came for the Mafia Boss to confront the bookkeeper about his missing ten million dollars, he brought along his attorney, who knew sign language. The Boss asked the bookkeeper: “Where’s the ten million bucks you embezzled from me?” The attorney asked the bookkeeper in sign language where the ten million bucks were hidden. The bookkeeper signed back: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” The attorney told the Boss: “He said he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.” That’s when the Boss pulled out a gun, put it to the bookkeeper’s temple and said, “Ask him again!” The attorney signed to the bookkeeper, “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him.” The bookkeeper signed back: “Okay! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens.” The Boss asked the attorney, “Well, what did he say?” The attorney replied, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”