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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: J.B.C. who wrote (44453)	4/5/2011 11:07:26 AM
From: Sun Tzu	4 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Thanks, I get a good laugh out of those because I could not care less about Obama...and even if I did, it would not affect my sense of humor. Can you say the same about the conservative leaders? OJ Four nuns die and go to Heaven. At the gates they are asked what they did on Earth. Of course they start crying, "we were nuns! Just what do you think we did besides praising the Lord...blah, blah, blah." So St. Peter says, "yes, I know. This is what everyone says. Ok tell me: What do you know about the male organ?" The first nun says, "Well, I must admit I've seen what it looks like." To which Peter answers, "Very well. If that is all, then go that small pond of holy water. Wash your eyes and you may enter." Looks at the second one, "What about you?" "Ehem...ehm...you see...there was this one time...and I don't know quite how, but I noticed that I was holding one in my hand." "Fine," says an irate Peter. "If it was only that one time and that is all it was, then you go to that holy water. Wash your hands and get in." So Peter checks on these two and when he returns he finds the other two in a middle of a bad cat fight. Pulling hair, calling names and so on. He shouts at them, "LADIES! Ladies! What is going on?!" One of the nuns answers, "Well, I am not going to gargle that water after she douches with it!!"