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To: Stephen O who wrote (44618)	5/9/2011 12:57:54 PM
From: Stephen O	8 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'. The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!'

To: Stephen O who wrote (44618)	5/9/2011 3:56:22 PM
From: Mad2	14 Recommendations Respond to of 62567

Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at sea, senior military officials told the news media Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson aircraft carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf. In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped in a white sheet before buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S. military and intelligence officials said. Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team pissed on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot dog up his ass, and pushed the SOB overboard with the other garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.