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To: aknahow who wrote (3906)	11/16/1997 11:47:00 PM
From: Robert	Respond to of 62558

A farmer went to an attorney and wanted one of them "devorces". ATTORNEY: "Do you have grounds?" FARMER: "Yup, I got eighty acres." ATTORNEY: "No, that's not what I mean; do you have a case? FARMER: "Nope, I got a John Deere. That's what I farm them eighty acres with." ATTORNEY: "No, no. You're not understanding me. Do you want to bring a suit? Do you have a grudge?" FARMER: "Well, I've got a suit hanging at home in the closet. The grudge, that's where I keep my John Deere." ATTORNEY: "Oh, we're not communicating at all. Let's talk about your wife for a minute. Do you beat her up?" FARMER: "Nope, she gets up about 4:30; about the same time as I do." ATTORNEY: "No, no, is she a nagger?" FARMER: "No, but that last kid is. That's the reason I want the devorce!!!"