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To: Michael Mc Donough who wrote (44880)	7/13/2011 12:22:38 PM
From: Stephen O	4 Recommendations Respond to of 62558

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it is Africa... I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools. A friend of mine has just told me he's screwing his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache" Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,235 Muslims have added me as a friend! Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”