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To: Len who wrote (45029)	7/21/2011 7:45:24 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™	19 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Oh, so now I'm greeted by the joke police, okay, I'll pull over, hey I guess there's a first time for everything... this is too funny... are you nuts or what? Get real... LOL!!! embarrassed? You must be joking... why in the world would I be embarrassed for posting some silly ass joke? If it's not factual, so who cares? It's funny... well, I guess you care, but you're a joke cop so go ahead and write me a ticket, too funny... LOL!!! Hey, listen up joke cop, while you're writing me that ticket, let me give you some sound advice... you really need to lighten up and enjoy life a little more, you can't be so uptight all the time, it will only kill you and send you to an early grave... frankly, going around and checking the "facts" of some silly ass joke is just a little a bit bizarre, don't you think? After all, this is not a FACT THREAD, it's a HUMOR THREAD, so who cares if it's factual or not? That's completely irrelevant... this is a humor thread, I found it humorous, so what else is there, get over it and learn to enjoy life and laugh a little more... in fact, I'll post it again if you like...<g> I have to tell you, I've never seen anyone check the "facts" of some silly ass joke before, like who cares? I guess you care... do you do that with every joke posted on this thread? You need a life... are you Adrian Monk? You're funny... LOL!!! Who's the real clown? Well, I guess you are, aren't you? That's how it appears... LOL!!! Check your surrounding before you make a jackass out of yourself again, I've seen some jokes on this thread that I really think you should check out, I just don't think those events really happened...<g> LOL!!! Have a beer or something and relax... GZ

To: Len who wrote (45029)	7/22/2011 6:35:40 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™	6 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

obama went to visit the Queen in England, the Queen told him the people he associates with are really very stupid, he needs to have more intelligent people around him... obama asked, "So, how do I know the person is intelligent?" The Queen replied, "Watch this." And then she called Tony Blair to the palace... She said to Blair, ""I'll give you a riddle about a person and then you tell me who that person is." Blair said, "Okay." The Queen said, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. Now, who is that person in relation to you?" Blair said, "Oh, that's easy, that person would be me." The queen said, "Correct," and then turned to obama with an accomplished smile on her face and added, "That's how it's done." obama arrived home and called biden into the oval office and said to biden, "I'll give you a riddle about a person and then you tell me who that person is." biden said, "Okay." obama said, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. Now, who is that person in relation to you?" biden thought about it for a moment, he walked around the room while scratching his head, and finally he replied, "Oh, I got it, that person is Colin Powell." obama said, "No, you're wrong, it's Tony Blair." biden replied, "Oh, okay." Uh oh, look out, better go check it out in snopes, I might just get another ticket from the joke cop...<g> LOL!!! GZ