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To: Brumar89 who wrote (45299)9/2/2011 7:01:31 PM
From: dylan murphy2 Recommendations  Respond to of 62558
 
In honor of the start of football season.




To: Brumar89 who wrote (45299)9/7/2011 1:01:11 PM
From: Mad29 Recommendations  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Where did everybody go? mad2

Subject: Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother
that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking
for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many
years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the
right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in
on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."