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To: Ron who wrote (1849)	9/3/2011 9:04:41 PM
From: Brumar89	4 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6593

Boy RU wrong about that - Hindus & Muslim wars have killed tens of millions over the centuries, including the past century. Now: A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are on a road trip. They run out of gas and are forced to stop at a farmer's house. The farmer says that there are only two extra beds, so one of them will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu says,' 'I'm humble, I will sleep in the barn.'' So, he goes out to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door. It's the Hindu and he says,' 'There is a cow in the barn. It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow.'' So, the Rabbi says,' 'I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn.'' A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's the Rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig and there is a pig in the barn. So, the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow...