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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mad2 who wrote (45464)	10/16/2011 3:09:03 PM
From: Oblivious	4 Recommendations Respond to of 62586

Fred the Cowboy A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo > Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, > 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.' > > The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: 'Sir, if > you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.' Once again, > the cowboy just groaned. > > The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. > > Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation > briefly then asked, 'All right buddy what's your name?' 'Fred,' the cowboy > moaned. 'Where ya from, Fred?' asked the Ranger. > > > With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, > '...the balcony...'