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To: Cage Rattler who wrote (45693)	11/25/2011 1:11:26 PM
From: Pogeu Mahone	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

thanksgiving must have been kind of awkward in the jerry sandusky household....i bet you jerry just passed on the stuffing this year!

To: Cage Rattler who wrote (45693)	11/26/2011 9:44:16 AM
From: unclewest	5 Recommendations Respond to of 62567

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower... I have received your message, and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax... Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: ...Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven . . . .."

To: Cage Rattler who wrote (45693)	11/26/2011 10:22:21 AM
From: Mad2	5 Recommendations Respond to of 62567

A professor at a Big 10 school was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' It took some time to restore order in the classroom