Why the Cloudband launch hides a dirty little secret            	               		  		Steve Cassidy,                  November 25, 2011       	        Blog                                                                                                                                                          The recent CloudBand launch from Alcatel-Lucent is an indication of the paucity of high-speed links	  
   	  We have already conveyed the facts of  Alcatel-Lucent’s CloudBand service,  but I’m reasonably sure that the impact of the announcement hasn’t been  quite as widespread as the Paris-based telecommunications giant might  wish.
   As I wander about (largely aimlessly, I am prepared to confess)  listening to people’s reactions to how the cloud affects their lives and  businesses and reading cloud business announcements I am always struck  by the zoom speed problem.
   The what?
   Zoom speed. Long ago, when flares were in fashion the first time  around, TV cameramen discovered that they could impose hokey, not to say  nauseating, live “special effects” on Top of the Pops by waggling the  zoom rings on their TV camera lens packs.
   You can still find the odd YouTube clip with this effect visible, but  it was mercifully short-lived in the history of television, because a  rapid rise in complaints soon put them off the idea. Humans don’t like  being zoomed in and out, it seems. There’s an upper limit to the whoosh  rate – the speed at which one’s focus of perception is dragged through a  field of regard.
   The zoom speed problem in cloud computing works like this: If all you  have been seeing is a steady stream of salesmen seeking to repackage  dodgy web-hosting deals with the “C” word, then when something as  vastly, enormously huge as the Alcatel announcement comes up, your first  reaction is to stagger back, mutter “woah” or similar, and go off in  search of something more bite-sized.
   Since the field of regard through which we are zooming here isn’t a  visual thing, but more of a conceptual framework that spans business  sectors, computing architectures, and product construction (from  unrelated concepts such as protocols, links, software stacks and billing  structures) it’s really not fair to just slap the word “vertigo” on the  problem and walk away – it’s not about real dizzying heights, after  all. Its business scales.
   So what should you take away, sitting trying to sort the wheat from  the chaff in cloud announcements, from this outburst of French  innovation?
   There are a couple of important things to notice. The first one is  that CloudBand is hardware backed. Alcatel-Lucent is releasing a  platform which uses new custom-designed hardware to broker cloud service  access. This is in direct contradiction to the pronouncements from  VMware at October's VMWorld in Copenhagen which  said that the future of the datacentre was entirely virtual and entirely x86 powered.
   Let’s remind ourselves at this point precisely who Alcatel-Lucent is,  so that the more stereotypically driven of you don’t dismiss the French  announcement as the computing equivalent of a Citroen 2CV.
   The part of Alcatel that’s in play here is the American part, the  Lucent part – and when we say Lucent what we mean here is Bell Labs.  When Bell Labs engineers start work on something chip-orientated, it’s  quite likely they understand the difference between what they are making  and something that can run as a software-only solution inside an  Intel-powered VM courtesy of a hypervisor.
   The second thing to understand is that Alcatel is a very interesting  operation. It’s a French telecoms company - a simple statement to make  that hides a whole universe of exclamation marks – and while France has  not deregulated its telco marketplace with quite the same Thatcherite  zeal as the UK, Alcatel’s list of acquisitions are really most un-French  in their global reach and diversity. Lucent, of course, would be a  significant player with or without Alcatel.
   Reading between the lines of the CloudBand announcement, it seems to  me that Alcatel is confessing to a dirty little secret in the telco  sector: one that all of the people I meet from smaller businesses are  only too aware of.
   The fact is, once you are outside the bigger conurbations, the  Internet experience can be pretty dire. Only last week I drove half an  hour out from the M25 and sat down for an afternoon’s upgrading and  troubleshooting at a new client – only to find that his sustained  bandwidth wasn’t much over 100k: a far cry from the commonly accepted  minimum of 512k, never mind the headline speed he’d been sold his link  on. It’s that kind of gap in experience which drives a lot of the cloud  incredulity out there in businesses: How, they exclaim, can we be  expected to rely on links like these, never mind the services on the  other end of them?
   That’s what this announcement is about. For a local carrier to make  an upgrade to a connection – which may be strong in one type of service,  and weak on another, or simply very old and unmaintained – can be a  painfully expensive and risky business.
   As a planner inside a telco you have to work out how many subscribers  will buy into the technology you‘re about to spend real money to  deploy. What’s more, telco hardware really doesn’t look or feel like the  stuff you’re used to seeing inside your company WAN. Telecoms engineers  are working with transmission methods, protocols and service  requirements that make IPv4 with QoS look like paper cups and string.
   So, what’s the takeaway here?
   There are two. One is, be very aware of the limitations of that sweeping VMware statement I mentioned.
   No it is not universally certain that everything will magically  de-evolve into Intel based VMs just because there’s a certain subset of  computing jobs for which this is a no-brainer. This announcement shows  that this just ain’t true.
   Takeaway two: Despite the Telco world being a very distant and  strangely unfamiliar place, given how important it is to all of us, it  is true that even one or two bits of jargon to drop into a conversation  with a connectivity salesperson can completely change the outcome of a  purchasing meeting.
    Being able to say, “how old is the kit in our nearest Exchange?  Would it benefit from CloudBand in the near future?” is a great way to  see whether that salesman knows – and forgive me the French stereotyping  here – his onions.
  cloudpro.co.uk
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