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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (3935)	11/21/1997 9:56:00 AM
From: S K	Respond to of 62558

Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and water. > On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. > As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil lamp (the kind the genies come in). They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. "POOF" out popped a tired old genie who said, "OK, so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda, yadda, yadda. But hey, I've been doing this 3 wishes stuff for a long time now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys get only ONE wish and then I'm OUTTA here. Make it a good one". > The first guy, without hesitation or thought blurted out, "Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!!" > "Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean into beer. > "Great move Einstein!" said the second guy, slapping the first guy in the >head. "NOW we're gonna have to pee in the BOAT!"