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To: Oblivious who wrote (45828)	12/28/2011 11:29:44 AM
From: Stephen O	7 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Peace message…….. I'm passing this on because it worked for me today... Dr Oz on TV said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a boxa chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner pis. An telum u luvum. Wuv U. ******

To: Oblivious who wrote (45828)	12/28/2011 11:53:05 AM
From: Wanderer	1 Recommendation Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

I was out on Cape Town celebrating with my old mate Jaapie Van de Merwe (he is sort of equivalent to Polish in America) and we decided to take a bus back to Hermanus at around 3.00am. We found the bus station closed but Jaapie decided he would go get one from the garage, on a self-drive basis. He was gone for ages and I could here engines revving and lots of crashing and banging, until, finally, out drove Jaapie, with a big stupid grin. Jesus Jappie I said, what the hell took you so long. Ag man, he said. The silly buggers parked the Hermanus bus right at the back.

To: Oblivious who wrote (45828)	1/5/2012 12:51:33 PM
From: Mad2	29 Recommendations Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62549

Here's a joke for ya!......mad2 Let me get this straight…We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a Dumbo President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, for which we'll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke!!!!!