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To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (3944)	11/21/1997 1:02:00 PM
From: Juraj (Yuri) Krajci	Respond to of 62558

Great comment, Mike!

To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (3944)	11/22/1997 3:10:00 AM
From: Mike Winn	Respond to of 62558

An elderly couple were playing bingo on a luxary cruiser when the captain of the ship burst into the banquet room waiving a bullhorn. "Ladies and gentlemen!" the captain barked through the megaphone. "This ship is going down!" In the ensuing panic, the captain leapt onto a table. "Please remain calm! The situation is under control. We are seeking a passenger who knows how to pray and feels highly confident about doing it in a crisis." The old man who'd been playing bingo with his wife rose to his feet. "Sir, I know how to pray, and I have deep faith in God. I am extremely confident, crisis or not." "Excellent!" the captain shouted, running up to the old man and patting his back. "You pray, and the rest of us will put on life jackets. We're one short."