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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: longnshort who wrote (46239)	2/12/2012 8:39:03 PM
From: Buckey	24 Recommendations Respond to of 62575

OK FOLKS TWO WARNINGS THIS WEEKEND. iM TRYING TO BE NICE. ANY NON JOKE POST IS A THREAD BAN Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way." At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

To: longnshort who wrote (46239)	2/13/2012 10:55:12 AM
From: Robert O	5 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62575

You saw what Buckey said you are trying to bait me to get me in trouble. If he gives me a pass I will be happy to give you an in depth discussion of what it means to have sources which are credited and cited compared to a viral made up spam email which can be shown ipso facto to be false. To stay within the rules which require a joke in a post here is my joke so as not to run afoul! Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome. One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before". The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones".