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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: J.B.C. who wrote (46756)	4/25/2012 12:40:04 PM
From: Canuck Dave	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 62592

I'll try to remember that the next time I'm in the Kwik Kar Wash. Edit: Best English joke of all time. John Cleese explaining the three biggest differences between the English and Americans. 1. We speak English. 2. We drive on the correct side of the road. 3. When we have a World Championship, we invite competitors from other countries. CD

To: J.B.C. who wrote (46756)	4/25/2012 5:44:03 PM
From: Mad2	7 Recommendations Respond to of 62592

The Hooker An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker. · "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?"he asks. "$100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style? "No" she says. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. "I pay you $300." "No," she says. "I pay you $400. "No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style." She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be? So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?" The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."