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To: Oblivious who wrote (46946)	5/25/2012 12:47:11 PM
From: Pogeu Mahone	3 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

I would be a humanitarian if people weren't such fcking assholes*.

To: Oblivious who wrote (46946)	5/29/2012 8:07:53 AM
From: Mad2	16 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Eric's Train Ride After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart it’s Eric, I'm on the train – Yes, I know it’s the Six thirty and not the Four thirty but I had a long meeting – No, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the Boss. No Sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life – Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart” etc., etc. Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously upset & angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: ”Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!” Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.