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To: Maurice Winn who wrote (5786)11/26/1997 3:34:00 PM
From: Caxton Rhodes  Respond to of 152472
 
OFF TOPIC** THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T TELL A COP
Sorry folks, I couldn't resist.

THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T TELL A COP

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Bad cop! No donut!

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's
nightstand.

Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at
McDonald's?

I pay your salary!

So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car
around -- that's how far ahead of me they are.

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my
lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me
to speed out of control.

Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?



To: Maurice Winn who wrote (5786)11/26/1997 5:24:00 PM
From: JMD  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 152472
 
Maurice, Happy Birthday and welcome back. In the nature abhors a vacuum category, your geopolitical absence has been reluctantly filled by Ramsey but his heart's not in it. At the end of the day, he winds up moping and I don't think he gives a fig about SEA except insofar as it negatively impacts Q's price. We need more blind idealism having nothing whatsoever to do with sordid stock profits. Couldn't we have just one more tirade--hell, I'd even settle for one more rendition of ' pricing by the millisecond and other sheep tales'.
Great to hear from you again. Keep those doctors up to snuff, and continued best wishes for your son's full recovery. Best regards, Mike Doyle