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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (3994)	11/27/1997 12:47:00 PM
From: btoll	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

My good friend Archie, a gentlman in his mid 80's, confided in me that he had been thinking a great deal about the "hereafter". Everytime he walked into a room he found himself wondering what the hell he was here after! Archie got quite a chuckle out of this joke and would repeat the punch line several times.

To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (3994)	11/27/1997 1:57:00 PM
From: Mike Winn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Good joke, Michael. Two friends were discussing the strength of Wall Street. "Why would the stock market fall?" asked the first. "This economy has created so many jobs." "Yeah, I know," replied the second man. "I already have three of them." ========================= Desperate for work, a man went to the owner of a local circus and asked if there were any openings. The owner told him that he needed a high-wire act, but the job required walking without a net over the lion's pit while wearing a monkey suit. In no position to quibble, the man took the job, put on the suit and climbed to the high wire amid the stunned gasps of the crowd. Stepping gingerly on the thin cord, he began to shuffle his way across, but quickly lost his footing and tumbled into the lion's cage. "Help!" the man screamed as the lion pounced on him. "This beast is going to eat me!" "Shut up," the lion said angrily. "You want to get us all fired?"