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To: TexasNerd who wrote (4002)	11/28/1997 9:57:00 AM
From: dick williams	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

I went to a ladys house for thanksgiving dinner. I expected turkey, but I got a goose instead.

To: TexasNerd who wrote (4002)	11/28/1997 12:30:00 PM
From: Michael C. Woodward	Respond to of 62558

Don't hear many camel jokes. A priest and a nun were traveling across the desert on their camel, they were about 100 miles out of town when the camel keeled over and died. Seeing that they were in "Dire Straits" the priest said, there is no way that we will be able to walk 100 miles tomorrow in this heat. We are going to die. Later that night, the priest said, You know, sister, men call these things between our legs the staff of life. Why don't we end it all by having sex before we die? The sister replied, If that's the staff of life, jam it up the camel's ass and let's get back to town.