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To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (4007)	11/28/1997 12:53:00 PM
From: Douglas Simpson	Respond to of 62558

This teacher is trying to teach subtraction in school. She says to the children " There are three birds on a fence, and a hunter comes up and shoots one. How many are left?" A little boy puts up his hand and says "none" The teacher says "no, but why would you say none?" The little boy replied with the "gun is going to make a big noise and therfore scare the other two birds away." The teacher replied with "that is not exactly what I was tryng to teach but I like the way your thinking." The little boy said "teacher, I have a question. There are three ladies on a fence. One of them is licking an icecream cone, the other is biting it and the ohter is sucking it. Which one is married?" She got all flustered because she knew the right answer. She replied "the one sucking it." The little boy said "no, but I like the way your thinking." DOug