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To: Pat W. who wrote (4017)	11/29/1997 11:30:00 PM
From: Mike Winn	Respond to of 62558

I like that. Another religious joke... St. Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, St. Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes later, St. Peter returned breathless and said, "It's all gone!" "What?" said God. "All of them are gone?" "No!" replied St. Peter. "I'm talking about the Pearly Gates!"

To: Pat W. who wrote (4017)	11/30/1997 12:56:00 AM
From: Michael C. Woodward	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

I love it and will pass this one around.

To: Pat W. who wrote (4017)	12/1/1997 10:10:00 PM
From: Pat W.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

One drunk asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him down the hall on the right. The other drunk is at the bar having a drink and talking with the bartender. All of a sudden they hear a blood curdling scream from the bathroom. The bartender asks the drunk."What is wrong with your buddy? Oh don't pay any attention to him he is just drunk. He's ok. The next thing you know this awful painfull cry is heard again. The bartender states that he is going to check on the drunks buddy. When he steps into the bathroom the light is off. He asks the drunk "What's the matter". The drunk states that he went to the bathroom and when ever he pulls the handle something reaches out gabs him by the nuts and squeezes them. The bartender turns on the light looks at him and says "Get off my mop bucket".