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To: swoboda4 who wrote (4021)	11/30/1997 11:37:00 AM
From: Steve Robinett	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62556

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender tells him he can't bring the dog into the bar. The man says the dog is no ordinary dog but a talking dog. The bartender asks for a demonstration and says he'll pay for the man's drinks all evening if the dog can actually talk. The man puts the dog up on the bar and says to it, "I understand you just got back from taking a cruise. How was the trip?" "Ruff," says the dog. The bartender shakes his head. "Not good enough, Buddy." The man looks at the dog again. "I understand you just broke up with the little dog down the street. How was that relationship, anyway?" "Ruff," says the dog. Again, the bartender shakes his head. "Not good enough, fella." The man notices the house newspaper at the end of the bar and tells the bartender to get it. The bartender brings back the newspaper and the man holds it up to the dog. "What does that headline say?" Silent and frowning, the dog stares at the newspaper, then bites the man. The bartender laughs, gives a dismissing wave and leaves. "Why did you do that?" asks the man. "You embarrassed me in front of a stranger," says the dog. "You know I can't read."