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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: RCVJr who wrote (4036)	12/2/1997 10:07:00 AM
From: Mike Winn	Respond to of 62558

Great joke! ... One of my joke got yanked out by the SI lady and I received a warning. Reason given: vulgarity. Sheeh! Give me a break. We're not a bunch of little kids here. I asked her to give me further explanation but she hasn't got back to me yet. Will keep you folks posted. I got suspended from SI not long ago for a week for similar reason. Talking about government, here are my "clean" jokes. Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and struck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a U.S. Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!" =========================== A seedy-looking man was sitting in the first row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a lenghty speech. Finally the mayor pointed to the heckler and said, "Will that gentleman who differs with me please stand up and tell the audience what has he ever done for the good of the city?" "Well, Mr Mayor," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last election."