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To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (4054)	12/4/1997 8:49:00 AM
From: Bucky Katt	Respond to of 62548

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To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (4054)	12/4/1997 11:15:00 AM
From: TexasNerd	Respond to of 62548

Proud Parents..... There are these two gay guys who decide they want to have a baby. So they found an obliging lesbian, have her impregnated by sperm donation, and are simply thrilled when she gives birth to a seven-pound baby boy. They rush to the hospital for the first viewing of their son, standing with their noses pressed against the glass of the nursery window and surveying the row upon row of squalling infants. Except for one quiet, clean little baby, cooing softly to itself amid all the chaos. Sure enough, when the gays ask to see their son, the nurse heads for the quiet baby and brings him over for the proud parents to ogle. "Gee," said one of them to the nurse, "He sure is well-behaved compared to the rest of those howling brats, isn't he?" "Oh, he's quiet now," said the nurse, "but he squalls like all the rest when I take the pacifier out of his ass."