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To: Mike Winn who wrote (4076)12/7/1997 4:44:00 AM
From: Jay Bilotta  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Double Meanings at the Office

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

5. HMMMMMM......I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.