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To: Mike Winn who wrote (4100)	12/9/1997 10:43:00 PM
From: Jim Craig	Respond to of 62558

Kids say the darnest things! This is supposed to be a true story that happened just last week in my fair city, Edmonton. A young woman and her 4 year old son were waiting in the middle of a very long lineup in a bank. The line was moving very slowly and the boy, who was very restless, started acting up. His high pitched screams and raucus behaviour were obviously getting on the nerves of all the bank patrons, so the mother asked the boy to quiet down and behave. When her requests did not work, she grasped the child's hand and said, in no uncertain terms, that if he didn't behave he would not get any treats when they got home and he would not be allowed to watch any cartoons on Saturday. To which the little boy replied, in a very loud and clear voice-- "If you do that, I'm gonna tell Gramma that I saw you kissing Daddy's penis."