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To: Cautious_Optimist who wrote (2419)	1/8/2014 1:41:30 PM
From: Tomato	2 Recommendations Recommended By Fast Eddie JimisJim Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6648

It's nice that people are adding humor to what has now become the Discussion Thread. No more discussion of thread rules or who did what to whom and who is at fault. I started this thread in disgust at the Laughter Thread m.o. of political jokes followed by arguments that took days to play out, followed by weeks of peace, then the same b.s. Just jokes or other non-political humor. The Last Word. Thread Nazi

To: Cautious_Optimist who wrote (2419)	1/8/2014 2:08:50 PM
From: HerbVic	1 Recommendation Recommended By TechKim Respond to of 6648

What's done is done. ~~~~~~ After dropping their wives off at the church bingo, two men were hanging out on the church steps talking about the exploits of their childhood. After a particularly lively exchange about several of their youthful conquests, one of the men became wistful and suddenly stopped talking. "What's wrong?" Asked his friend. "I think I need to go to confession." As he entered the church, he told his friend, "Just a minute, I'll be right back." Upon entering the confessional he said to the priest, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I have had two extramarital affairs." The priest replied, "You need to say forty Hail Mary's, and I also need to know if the women were members of my parish." The man said, "Yes, Father, they were." The priest then said that he was required to tell the names of the two women. The man said, "Father, I don't kiss and tell..." The priest said, "Well, was one of them Mrs. O' Brian?" The man said, "No, Father!" The priest asked, "Well, was one of them Mrs. Swenson?" Exasperated, the man said, "No, Father, I'm not telling you the names of the women!" and then quickly left the confessional. As he approached the bottom of the church steps, his friend asked, "So, how did it go?" The man said, "Great! Only forty Hail Mary's... and I got two hot leads!"