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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (4116)12/11/1997 3:44:00 AM
From: dick williams  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62554
 
Dear Lord
So far today,God, I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper,
haven't been greedy,grumpy,nasty,selfish,
over-indulgent, or told anyone to mind
their own business and to stay out of mine.

I'm really glad about that.

But in a few minutes,God, I'm going to get out
of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going
to need a lot more help.



To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (4116)12/11/1997 10:21:00 PM
From: Chi-X  Respond to of 62554
 
A blonde is stopped by a police officer for speeding. He makes her get out of the car and then drops his pants. The blonde replies "Oh, no...not another breathalyzer test!"


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