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To: Chi-X who wrote (4122)	12/16/1997 3:30:00 PM
From: SJS	Respond to of 62547

RULES ON HUNTING LAWYERS N.H. STATUTE RSA 45362-69 1. There will be no closed season. 2. Any person with a valid N.H. hunting license may harvest attorneys (a.k.a. lawyers) for recreational purposes. 3. Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is strictly prohibited. 4. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If one is accidently struck, remove the body to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "WHIPLASH!", "AMBULANCE!" or "FREE SCOTCH!" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 6. It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from an airboat, helicopter or aircraft. 7. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, golf courses, ambulances, hospitals or bars. 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW or Mercedes dealerships. 9. If an attorney is elected to any government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap or possess them. 10. It shall be unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, of tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. 11. Bag limits: Yellow bellied sidewinders (3), Two-faced slime balls (3), back stabbing divorce lawyers (3), forked toungue cut-throats (2), Young attorneys who don't know this statute (no limit). HONEST ATTORNEYS ARE PROTECTED (THEY ARE ON THE ENDANGERED LIST).