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To: SJS who wrote (4152)	12/16/1997 1:50:00 PM
From: SJS	Respond to of 62549

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To: SJS who wrote (4152)	12/18/1997 2:10:00 PM
From: Mike Winn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

OJ Simpson to Judge: "Rather than grill me on the facts now, Your Honor, why don't you all just wait until my book comes out?" A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?" A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, I'd have married you no matter who left you a fortune." A woman was waiting for a diagnosis of her husband's illness. The doctor came to her with a dour expression and said, "I don't like the look of him." The man's wife said, "I don't either, but he is good to the children." On the night of the honeymoon, Bill Gates's newlywed found out why he named his company Microsoft. According to Bill Gates's prenuptual agreement, in case of a divorce, Bill will get to keep Windows '95 while his wife will get Excell. ====================== I really enjoy jokes 4149 and 4152.