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To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (4200)	12/19/1997 9:02:00 AM
From: SJS	Respond to of 62558

Freedom: ______________________________________ A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus." "We believe," said the minister, "that life begins at birth, because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable of making its own decisions and must learn about sin." "You've both got it wrong," said the rabbi. "Life begins when the children have graduated from college and moved out of the house..."

To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (4200)	12/19/1997 4:54:00 PM
From: SJS	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Ouch!! __________________ A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the two-some teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his pain. "Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me," she told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. The woman takes it upon herself to begin to ease his pain. She began to massage his groin. After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?" The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty good...but my thumb still hurts like hell."