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To: george wood who wrote (4214)	12/20/1997 10:01:00 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Respond to of 62558

Q. What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after having sex? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A. Hi honey, I'll be home in twenty minutes.

To: george wood who wrote (4214)	12/20/1997 3:13:00 PM
From: JEFF CHAPMAN	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

> QUOTES > > "Men get laid, but women get screwed" - Quentin Crisp (English writer) > > "When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A > woman > already knows." - Frederick Ryder > > "Women need a reason to have sex--men just need a place." - Billy > Crystal > > "I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only > put > it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave??" - Beverly Mickins > (American > comedienne) > > "A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four > times; her intelligence, eight times." - Sanskrit proverb. > > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't > think > there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men > think, > 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." - Jerry Seinfeld > > "We have new evidence as to what motivated man to walk upright: to > free his > hands for masturbation." - Jane Wagner > > "MARCH ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S IN LIKE A LION, OUT LIKE A LAMB." - > Anonymous > > "You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have > made > sperm taste like chocolate." - Carrie Snow > > "Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the > last." - > Remy de Gourmant (French writer) > > "A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses > hers > after four kisses." - H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956) > > "When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When > men > hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment" - Warren > Farrell (American Psychologist) > > "Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to > let her > think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it." > - > Lyndon B. Johnson > > "Why get married and make one man miserable, when I can stay single > and > make thousands miserable?" - Carrie Snow > > "God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for > her > first question." - Anonymous >