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To: Ian@SI who wrote (2699)	7/12/2015 11:15:12 AM
From: Tomato	1 Recommendation Recommended By TechKim Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6591

Is there a joke there I missed? Posts here require a joke. Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob says to Luther, "Yaw know, I recon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" "I'm taking Earlene with me".

To: Ian@SI who wrote (2699)	7/12/2015 3:08:49 PM
From: Tomato	4 Recommendations Recommended By 22jt Ron RumbleFish TechKim Respond to of 6591

No more photos that don't show up anymore from me. OJ: A BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD & A BLONDE all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so how was she to know? The next day, they all three left the office right after the boss left. The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the health club before meeting her dinner date. The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to the bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS. Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they were leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was coming with them. "NO WAY," she exclaimed, "I almost got caught yesterday"