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To: Stock Puppy who wrote (53119)10/29/2015 3:15:21 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell7 Recommendations

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As long as we are talking about "rhythmically banging a stick" (your words, not mine :) ) and tattooed ######s...

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says: "Where have you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my #####."

"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your #####?"

"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"