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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Starduster who wrote (4256)	12/28/1997 1:33:00 PM
From: greenspirit	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62548

Sandie and ALL: "Bathroom Funnies" Call me easilly amused, but I'm gonna hafta do these! Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate ÿÿÿÿÿ 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your ÿÿÿÿÿ neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" ÿÿÿÿÿ 2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." ÿÿÿÿÿ 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the ÿÿÿÿÿ silence with a bodily function noise. ÿÿÿÿÿ 4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold." ÿÿÿÿÿ 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!ÿ My glass eye!" ÿÿÿÿÿ 6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." ÿÿÿÿÿ 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a ÿÿÿÿÿ cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet.ÿ Sigh ÿÿÿÿÿ relaxingly. ÿÿÿÿÿ 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" ÿÿÿÿÿ 9. Say, "Humus.ÿ Reminds me of humus." ÿÿÿÿÿ 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew.ÿ Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" ÿÿÿÿÿ 11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers." ÿÿÿÿÿ 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad ÿÿÿÿÿ of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your ÿÿÿÿÿ neighbor.ÿ Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over ÿÿÿÿÿ here please?" ÿÿÿÿÿ 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!ÿ Don't fall asleep on me." ÿÿÿÿÿ 14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn.ÿ Rush into the stall with ÿÿÿÿÿ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit ÿÿÿÿÿ impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream ÿÿÿÿÿ corn all about.ÿ Apologize profusely and blame it on the ÿÿÿÿÿ fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast. ÿÿÿÿÿ 15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." ÿÿÿÿÿ 16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. ÿÿÿÿÿ Now what am I gonna do?" ÿÿÿÿÿ 17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on ÿÿÿÿÿ your butt cheeks. ÿÿÿÿÿ 18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your ÿÿÿÿÿ "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floorÿÿ visible to ÿÿÿÿÿ the adjacent stall. ÿÿÿÿÿ 19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so ÿÿÿÿÿ you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" ÿÿÿÿÿ 20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ÿÿÿÿÿ "Born Free". ÿÿÿÿÿ 21. Wipe your butt then show it to your neighbor and ask him if ÿÿÿÿÿÿ he thinks your done yet. ÿ