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To: BamaReb who wrote (3532)12/28/1997 8:12:00 AM
From: taxikid  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
ayy.. my dalmation loves beer.
he ain't a redneck and i am from way N of the mason dixon, could it be we have sumthin in common?
taxi



To: BamaReb who wrote (3532)12/29/1997 10:01:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12754
 
Speaking of RedNecks....

I'm at the movies the other day (Postman, save your money), and theirs this thick-necked, tobacco-chewing redneck sitting in front of me. This hick keeps on laughing too loudly in all the wrong parts, and spitting on the floor. But that's not the worst part. The curse words just keep spewing. It gets to the point where I can't even enjoy the movie with this behavior induced by a lack or education and years of inbreeding. And frankly, I was getting kind of disgusted looking at that hairy neck underneath the back of the NRA baseball cap.

Finally, I can take no more.
I said "Look lady, can you keep it down?"

TLC



To: BamaReb who wrote (3532)1/7/1998 6:27:00 PM
From: BamaReb  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12754
 
Sacred Descriptions of the Few, The Proud, the Rednecks.....

Part IV

You might be a redneck if............................

31. Your turned on by a woman that can field dress a deer.

32. You've ever hit a juke box with a cue stick.

33. You've ever rolled a riding lawn mower.

34. You've ever shot a deer from the window of your house.

35. You've ever stolen a bulldozer.

36. You've worn something to church with sequins on it.

37. You've got a bumper sticker that says,"My other car is a combine"

38. You have a coffee table that used to be a telephone cable spool.

39. Your date hits road signs with beer bottles while your driving.

40. Your dog can smoke a cigarette.

More Later................BamaReb (damn proud redneck)