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To: JEFF CHAPMAN who wrote (4269)	12/29/1997 9:11:00 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62549

ON TOP OF MOUNT RUSHMORE On top of Mt. Rushmore, All covered with snow, Some want to add Reagan, But why I don't know He'd like to take credit, For the Commie's big swoon, If he could he'd take credit, For the sun and the moon Invading Granada, And helping the rich, Don't make it in my book, Though some say I bitch But the deficit widened, And the debt it did soar, Don't forget Iran-Contra, Should I mention some more? The S&L scandal, Cost billions it seems, And it happened while Ronnie, Passed out jelly beans But let's not be hasty, It wouldn't be fair, To judge in a vacuum, Who else is up there? There's Abraham Lincoln, He got lots of raves, For saving the Union, And freeing the slaves George Washington led us, Beat the Brits who were mean, If it weren't for old Georgie, We'd still have a Queen What about Thomas Jefferson? It says on his grave, Declaration of Independence, He authored - he gave And lastly there's TR, So bully was he, He busted the trusts, boy, And parks gave to thee So there are four giants, No if, ands, or butts, To them you'd add Reagan, I think that you're nuts Besides which there's Nancy, Why didn't you ask? Her astrologer told her, It's not time to blast So best to forget it, There just is no point, If you have to add something, Add Slick Willie's joint Copyright 1997 Wayne Aaronson