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To: Fred McCutcheon who wrote (4272)	12/31/1997 2:21:00 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

STAND BY YOUR MAN Sometimes it's hard to be an orphan, Though your new mom is very rich, You've got brothers, you've got sisters, But then you think your mom's a bitch But as you grow up, your mom's boyfriend, Who is the dad of brother Satch, Will come on to you, will want to screw you, 'Cause after all he likes young snatch Stand by your man, and stick it to your mother, Your husband's mother-in-law, Was his gal, Mama Mia!! Stand by your man, Roman Polanski's taken, And now you're in a family way, Oh my, Oy Vey! Stand by your man, if he had married your ma, Your baby's dad would be your pa, -Your kid's grandpa Copyright 1997 Wayne Aaronson

To: Fred McCutcheon who wrote (4272)	12/31/1997 9:23:00 AM
From: Neville Doherty	Respond to of 62549

How about in Eubonics?

To: Fred McCutcheon who wrote (4272)	12/31/1997 10:56:00 AM
From: Michael C. Woodward	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This is one for the ladies on this thread. A little crude, but my wife said put it on. She received it from another real estate associate. / / / This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, THIS one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your best friends who are equally frustrrated. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will recieve up to 15,877 men....one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have. Do not break the chain! One woman broke the chain and got her husband back. At this writing, a friend of mine already received 188 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 56 hours to get the smile off her face, and two more to get her legs together so they could close the coffin. Hurry and send this letter along, so my name can move up the list!!!