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To: doby who wrote (4276)	1/7/1998 4:22:00 PM
From: Neville Doherty	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Michael Kennedy "Humor" What's the difference between a dog and Michael Kennedy? A dog barks alot and bites. Michael Kennedy bites a lot of bark. How can you be sure that Michael is really a Kennedy? Check the family tree. A simple accident? Some witnesses insist there was another tree at a grassy knoll... Michael's estranged wife Vicki was a bit unhappy. She had to wait an extra week to get her present under the tree. Was Michael Kennedy a liberal? No, he joined a splinter group of the Birch society. BONO GAGS Why did Sonny die in a ski accident? After being a mayor and a congressman, he wanted to be a Kennedy. How was the body found? Sonny side up. How do we know Sonny was a politician at heart? At the very end, he was stumping. How will the priest begin the eulogy? "We are gathered together on this slalom occasion...." What did the tree say to Sonny Bono? "I'll get you babe" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------