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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Snowshoe who wrote (4278)	1/3/1998 12:14:00 AM
From: duncan moyer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

That story reminded me of the following joke. Wonder if the dog feels the same way as the monkey? A man enters a bar with his pet monkey. The man orders a drink and he lets the monkey run around the bar. First the monkey grabs some lives and eats them and then he eats some limes. Then the monkey jumps on the pool table and puts the cue ball in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screamed, "Your monkey just swallowed the cue ball whole!" The man said, "That doesn't surprise me. The little jerk will eat anything. I'll pay for the cue ball and all the other stuff." The man finishes his drink, pays for everything, and leaves. Two weeks later the man's back in the bar with his monkey. While the man is having a drink the monkey finds a maraschino cherry, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender, disgusted, says to the man "Did you see that?" " No what?" said the man. "Your monkey just stuck a cherry in his butt, then took it out and ate it!" "Yeah", says the man. "Ever since he ate the cue ball, now he measures everything before he eats it.