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To: Biggie Smalls who wrote (4305)	1/7/1998 6:21:00 PM
From: george wood	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on > the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. > > He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. > 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." > > He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other > club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. > He is shocked! He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a > lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog." > > The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do > you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 > wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what > to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in > his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" > > The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." > > They go to Las Vegas and the guy asks, "OK frog, now what?" The frog > says, "Ribbit, Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man > asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, > black 6." > > Now this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the > man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across > the table. > > The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits > the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've > won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, > "Ribbit, Kiss Me." > > He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. > With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15 year-old girl." > > ......And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."