To: baron-marney who wrote (2362 ) 1/10/1998 10:56:00 AM From: edward shapiro Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4276
What a great way to start the weekend. I come home to find this lovely little press release. If I also still owned Adaptec, this would have been a day to stick my head in the oven. I think the news speaks for itself. Not much more can be said. In every situation I try to find humor. This one is a little tough, but it is sitting right there in the end of the first paragraph of the news release. "Management believes that the reverse stock split will benefit the Company by attracting institutional investors, investment banking houses and foreign investors." Whoever wrote this press release should has obviously missed their calling in life. They should be out there writing comedy, not stuck in the repetitive cycle of writing financial press releases. Their talent and creativity are obviously going to waste in the repetitive news and earnings reports they usually write. (This statement isn't entirely correct because whoever writes for Oilex never gets to write an earnings announcement. They write about all the reserves they own and buy, but never about earnings.) This release is kind of exceptional however, because I don't think they get to write too many of these. Maybe in a few more years you can issue the same release with a new date on it. Questions to management about the above statement : 1. When trying to attract institutional investors, will these be people who : a. currently reside in institutions? b. formerly resided in institutions? c. still use institutions on an outpatient basis? d. all of the above please tell me, because if too many more things like this happen, I will probably be a candidate for category a. 2. When trying to attract investment banking houses, will you offer them slam dunk convertible debentures at the expense of existing shareholders? You really can't hurt us too much more. 3. When trying to attract foreign investors, will these people be a. from foreign countries? b. from foreign planets, galaxies and solar sytems? c. Americans who only speak a foreign language they have no possibilty to figure out anything that has previously happened here? d. all of the above. 4. What are you going to use to attract these investors? earnings? oil production? what? please tell me? I can't figure it out. Neither can you apparently. Although I would like answers to the above questions, I really am not exprecting any. With your already proven sense of humor, I can't see why you wouldn't answer them. I admitted you were funny. There must be some new material you are holding. More serious, but just as important questions: 1. You used the current shareholders collective money and backs as a steppingstone to glorified NASDAQ listing. Is this listing already approved? What will be the immediate benefit of this listing? What will keep you from getting delisted after you get listed? 2. Are there any announcements about what the future holds for Oilex? 3. Any idea when the oil is getting out of the ground and into the pipeline or swabber? 4. Are there anymore acquisitions planned? 5. Any chance existing shareholders receive some sort of convertible warrant or something with their new shares to help us out if the company ever turns the corner? I think we deserve something for riding the down elevator with you. ed p.s. OFW, hold out for that one share. I think if they took a shareholder vote of OFW's situation, all of us with our collective 1% of the float could swing it your way.